About Us

Helping people sleep at night through extermination and prevention.

Mosquitoes are the modern plague and we at Squash'Em™ are making sure they plague you as little as possible. Our dedicated team will make sure all your Z's are accounted for and not a single drop of plasma is lost.

Our Lore

For the very first mosquito to ever bite me - Thank you. Thank you for igniting this passion within me. My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not.

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Established by John Winchester in 2011 Squash'Em™ has been successfully exterminating mosquitoes all around the globe for many years now. But just how exactly did this company come to be? How was the fire necessary to fight this evil lit? And who exactly is the man at the very forefront of this never-ending battle?

The story goes that once while only but a young child Mr. Winchester witnessed his parents getting bit by mosquitoes. Out of nowhere they came, countless numbers of them, and just like that in a mere instant...it was over.
This event has left a mark on him that has lasted for his entire life, and ever since that day he swore vengeance on the entire mosquito race.

But is this true? Was this really that happened? The story has been nothing but hush tones and silent whispers among the workers in the company for years. But now finally after more than a decade we have the man himself step up and tell us the story. The story of Squash'Em.

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My name is John. My world is darkness and blood.
Once, I was a hunter, a warrior searching for a righteous cause.

As the buzzing grew silent, each of us, in our own way, was broken. It was hard to know who bled more...
Me or everyone else.

Here they come again. Buzzing their way into the black matter of my brain.
I tell myself... they cannot bite me.

They are long squashed.

Testimonials

Jonas

Kretinga, Lithuania

Yeah I write reviews for my own business so what?!

Pinkianca

Pufftown, Brazil

If you're having problems with mosquitoes, John is the right guy! His exterminator services are high quality! I was tired of those mosquitoes in my house and now they're all gone! John is also very friendly and attentive, what makes his visit a real pleasure. I am very satisfied with what that man can do, and will definitely ask for his services again in the future. Highly recommended!

Lily

Hong Kong

I am a mum of three and I was looking for a "mosquito hunter" as my children are very young and they cannot inhale electric mosquito repellent. Luckily, God brought me John, who is an excellent hunter with a well-deserved reputation. Now, my children and I can sleep peacefully. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate John and wish he could help more people!

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